Oh D.C., your subway is fabulous.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Internets…
There’s a Little Caesars’ Pizza opening up down the street from my house. That is all.
Wanna bring me a sonic cherry limeade and cuddle?
Yes. Yes I do, but by the time I get there it’ll be nothing but ice and a cherry in a cup. You can have that while we cuddle.
Any In Living Color reference is a good reference. (Taken with instagram)
Killin that shit
the end of this episode scares the crap outta me.
(via souleveuncannibale)
It’s thundering and he’s freaked out. (Taken with instagram)
The barista you save may be your own. (Taken with instagram)
This was given to me in exchange for a latte but the comedy alone is payment enough. (Taken with instagram)
Relevant.
(via romantickissingporn)
I can sleep. #imbroken #openingstore (Taken with instagram)
When I spill a drink, Janey writes my name in chocolate on the stain. (Taken with instagram)
