So this was spotted in the Burger King parking lot. Yeah, Hagerstown.

So this was spotted in the Burger King parking lot. Yeah, Hagerstown.


Bitter Starbucks customers pt. 3: this woman was “confused” about the iced coffee. She thought it would have “ice cream” in it. She meant to order a frappuccino.she is an embarrassment. #GetItTogetherCarol

Bitter Starbucks customers pt. 3: this woman was “confused” about the iced coffee. She thought it would have “ice cream” in it. She meant to order a frappuccino.she is an embarrassment. #GetItTogetherCarol


Bitter Starbucks customers pt. 2 #thirsty #DontBeATylerPerryMovie #breathe

Bitter Starbucks customers pt. 2 #thirsty #DontBeATylerPerryMovie #breathe


On the left: bitter Starbucks nerds mad that they have to wait 30 seconds for a latte. Me: chilling and listening to Kanye. They’re in my blind spot because I can’t see no haters. #swag

On the left: bitter Starbucks nerds mad that they have to wait 30 seconds for a latte. Me: chilling and listening to Kanye. They’re in my blind spot because I can’t see no haters. #swag


Faith No More on Spotify and an Aranciata Rossa. My morning would seem really normal if it weren’t for the fact that I had a freak out at Royal Farms and bought all of the Chocodiles that had on the shelves.

Faith No More on Spotify and an Aranciata Rossa. My morning would seem really normal if it weren’t for the fact that I had a freak out at Royal Farms and bought all of the Chocodiles that had on the shelves.


bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

They’re looking at someone with unlimited talent work magic. Kim could’ve been that if she didn’t achieve fame from a fuck tape or being friends with a coke whore hotel heiress.

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

They’re looking at someone with unlimited talent work magic. Kim could’ve been that if she didn’t achieve fame from a fuck tape or being friends with a coke whore hotel heiress.

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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#latergram the ratchet waste of space at the front of the line who is facing the camera and talking on her phone held the entire line hostage for 15 minutes at this Walmart so she could get her friend, not pictured, to buy blunts. Fun fact: her friend walks over wearing a Walmart name tag. Bulldoze the building and build something useful, like a sewage treatment plant.

#latergram the ratchet waste of space at the front of the line who is facing the camera and talking on her phone held the entire line hostage for 15 minutes at this Walmart so she could get her friend, not pictured, to buy blunts. Fun fact: her friend walks over wearing a Walmart name tag. Bulldoze the building and build something useful, like a sewage treatment plant.


According to sources, this is the next military campaign. #PartyPosse #OhSayCanYouRock #everysimpsonsever


Day one of staycation: chiling, good breakfast grub from Denny’s, and now more #everysimpsonsever and this 1959 Gibson Melody Maker.

Day one of staycation: chiling, good breakfast grub from Denny’s, and now more #everysimpsonsever and this 1959 Gibson Melody Maker.


STAYCATION IN FULL EFFECT!


VACATION WE MADE IT! Out that motherF@$ker until next Tuesday. Smell ya later, responsibilities! #freedom #WOO

VACATION WE MADE IT! Out that motherF@$ker until next Tuesday. Smell ya later, responsibilities! #freedom #WOO


30 minutes before a week off from work got me looking at the clock like

30 minutes before a week off from work got me looking at the clock like


…every step you take, I’ll be missing you. #gonetoosoon #missyou #bae

…every step you take, I’ll be missing you. #gonetoosoon #missyou #bae